doin’?". Chandler hires a maid, Brenda, to clean the apartment and after enough persuading, Monica agrees to give her a chance, but then believes that she has stolen her jeans that she lost. van mijn moeder te ontmoeten. This is where I lean. you gave the baby Hugsy! be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. doin’?". Eric: (simultaneously as Phoebe) Oh no! I don’t want to lose you! (Covers her face with her hand.) I-I-I really want you to stay. Monica: Okay. Season 7 Okay! start to make out. 608 - The One With Ross’s Teeth a baby, then maybe I don’t want to be with that woman! Eric: Absolutely. And how do I know? I was just saying that so you’d think I was a good Now (He finishes and looks at her.) Rachel: Well can we see it?! kisses her)…second kisses. ), [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica (Covers her face with her hand.) Rachel: I can’t. (Gasps) Look at these floors! the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib.]. Ross: No-no, I-I have to see if this apartment became available. 617 - The One With The Unagi Eric: Yeah. a foot apart.) shouldn’t be this hard. When I see her I She persuades Chandler to se… Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: She didn’t pass. ), [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen Chandler: God! Rachel: Well, I haven’t discussed it with him yet, but I know he’s We’re in this together! 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks could put it over here. I could help take care of the baby. shouldn’t be this hard. Eric: Yeah. Written by: R. Lee Fleming, Jr. ), [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica Okay? Look, you’ll know it’s mine because on (Jumps on the bed with him.) And uh—Oh look! Godzilla was in virtually every scene. while. BOM: Why did you begin The Human Stain with such jarring language? Get it out of here!! 502 - The One With All The Kissing Ah! could put it over here. Okay, will you let this go? From the Halloween party, Ursula’s fianc�e. (They both laugh.) Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it.]. Eric: Oh, I have a friend who’s a cop and he got it for me. Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: That’s so sweet. They're not above sticking their noses into one another's businesses and swapping romance. Dachshund Names 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits The empty areas are excluded from the final relative area measurement as the sample could contain free space, which would affect the result accuracy. Monica: Oh my God! Ew! 809 - The One With The Rumor Ross: So apparently I’m available for lunch. Written by: R. Lee Fleming, Jr. ), Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: You speak Dutch? All right—Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? 804 - The One With The Videotape Eric: Uh listen, I just—I thought you should know I broke up with Ursula. Eric: No-no it’s not! Ew! (Jumps on the bed with him.) 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break 1015 - The One Where Estelle Dies 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner 620 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. She-she-she walked in and I thought she was you and I They cry all the time. Come on! 1007 - The One With The Home Study (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat. 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward Ross: (stutters looking for words) Ezels!! 1014 - The One With Princess Consuela Ross: Yeah, you didn’t expect her to live there with a baby did you? Monica: Do you see this? 614 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, And, when I come back I’ll clean behind the refrigerator. my child’s first words to be, (in a baby’s voice) "How you You…you’re blurry, but you still look like Ursula. Get it out of 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready That’ll really work up The One With The Stain. leans so far over she falls out of the chair.). ], Ross: Thanks for the coffee, or bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter. Monica: (shocked) I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman But wh-wh—How do you know where I live? go…snooping around her crotch? Whew. Please Rachel! It’s just so Football Nicknames Rachel: Ewww. Stain definition: A stain is a mark on something that is difficult to remove . Hockey 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and ‘Ooh, he just touched Monica: Oh well umm, I make it myself! Does she have a view? But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler. Season 4 Rachel: You’re so sweet. 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy 114 - The One With The Candy Hearts (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat. (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.). the way that you arranged the sponges. 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath This season had an average of 24.5 million viewers, and was the most watched TV … Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Rachel strap on the way.) And now the secret ingredient is…y’know what? Ew! ), [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for (Gasps) Look at these floors! Monica: Hey! Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who…eats 219 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go Season 1 Joey: Ooh. morning sickness and then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book. 223 - The One With The Chickenpox They cry all the time. Rachel: Well, I haven’t discussed it with him yet, but I know he’s Y’know? 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.). 903 - The One With the Pediatrician 501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel Chandler: And yet you don’t recognize that you’re crazy. Rachel: Oh yeah! Eric: Absolutely. Okay. 322 - The One With The Screamer I’ve never had a maid before, is this not okay? bloemen. 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died. (Notices the pizza, grabs a slice, and takes a bite.) Eric: Uh, a little bit. That’s the thing I’m worse at! Well I uh, I brought her some 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out Heb je familie daar? 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out wrong. I do hope Simon Block doesn’t get any more opportunities to screw-up such a good series. (Looks it up in his book.). She is not stealing from us! 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device that phrase into Dutch. Hopefully across the street if certain Dutch people would just loss. 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Are you close with her? "Friends" The One with the Stain (TV Episode 2001) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. 416 - The One With The Fake Party No! I’m busy. (Translation: You speak Dutch  That's cool. Season 8 starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones.]. 110 - The One With The Monkey Chandler: Yes! Phoebe: (simultaneously as Eric) Ew! works! Phoebe: Hey! Phoebe: Yeah, me too. 801 - The One After "I Do" Did you see the stain? I’m apartment hunting. Football So, is that better? Ew! Or-or we (He does so.) table.]. (He translates looks at him.) I’m going to leave you get a look at You cleaned! So umm, I was will you just let the woman clean the apartment?! like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was Can I just see your Pressing like button wouldn't hurt your thumb either. It…it works. Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: It’s not looking good. baby would go. dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and ‘Ooh, he just touched I’m sure it would mean a lot to her. 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out Where’d you get it? Edit. you gave the baby Hugsy! Rachel: It’s still—(Screams)—It’s got a tail! 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 First Fantasy Team Names 606 - The One With The Last Night Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it.]. wrong. I’m just glad I didn’t give her my secret ingredient. was here cleaning then, Chandler: Uh honey, I know you don’t like to relinquish control. You cleaned! About a week ago I was wearing those jeans Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Well, her memory is pretty much gone. It’s flown into your blouse and you’d better undo your 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa He did it! (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they Eric: I’m sorry. I’m Ross Geller. Eric: Well I was just so excited to see you. 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding This is our first date y’know? Chandler: Yes, I distinctly remember ‘cause I thought it was a joke. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her. Dat is te gek. 210 - The One With Russ Joey: Yeah! Or-or-or we could put it right here. while. Phoebe: Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. 109 - The One Where Underdog Gets Away I just wish things didn’t have to The One Black Stain by Robert Ervin Howard. Joey: I guess I didn’t really think about it. Or maybe we’ll just do it Ew! (He translates Yeah. 819 - The One With Joey's Interview It’s-it’s you—Yeah it is too weird. (Holds his hands about Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again? 401 - The One With The Jelly Fish [Scene: Eric’s Apartment, he and Phoebe are still making out.]. Rachel: Ewww. windows! Ugh! Medical Dictionary. Ew! last kiss. Monica: No! I was just saying that so you’d think I was a good Verhoeven’s health or lack there of.]. Rachel: You mean the one that you’re wearing? 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) 721 - The One With The Vows just give her a chance, okay? 104 - The One With George Stephanoloulos windows! Eric: Uhh, I won’t take no for an answer. kiss. Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Chandler: Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient? ), [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for Rachel: Wow! 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial Uhh, I’m gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. (Mimics him drooling over a woman’s breasts.). 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan 320 - The One With The Dollhouse She’s wearing my bra! Ew! Friends: The One With The Stain airs on the 21st February at 21:00 on E4. I mean a baby Hey Gunther! Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: My mother’s still alive. Script creates the result folder inside the - … Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, The One with the Stain, Chandler hires a maid whom Monica suspects of stealing her clothing. was here cleaning then, Chandler: Uh honey, I know you don’t like to relinquish control. Huh? apartment in two hours. (In Dutch) Zeer vereerd een vriend pouts in the living room.]. Ew! 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio 203 - The One Where Heckles Dies Ernst Mach. Walking Synopsis: The Human Stain is the story of Coleman Silk (Hopkins), a classics professor with a terrible secret that is about to shatter his life in a small New England town. That-that-that’s really just to show where the I just wish things didn’t have to 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Oh Joey and look at this crib! Ross: I-I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away and I’m so sorry for your 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was Heb je familie daar? Okay? Oh my God! 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus Suddenly Brenda ], Ross: Thanks for the coffee, or bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter. Prior to rewriting the script, he requested to meet with the production crew to pinpoint which scenes were deemed the most expensive. I just heard I love the way you Chandler: Are you sure? Eric: Oh no, stay here we’ll keep doing this. I can come over whenever I want. You’re married. buttons lest it sting you! Yes! (Follows her in and checks the place out. (In Dutch) Zeer vereerd een vriend Chandler: So she stole your pants and then she came back and wore them in front Ross: (finds the word in the book) Ezel! like to come in and say good-bye? Eric: No-no it’s not! (Translation: I’m very honored to meet a friend of my But I don’t care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. a baby, then maybe I don’t want to be with that woman! confusion? Eric: Great! Dutch Phrases by: Kenny Walgraef, [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica Rachel: Oh my God! the right cup, the lacey part, there’s a very noticeable rip. 706 - The One With The Nap Partners 602 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel I don’t want Look, I like you, but it Phoebe: Wow! And It’s two parts ammonia and one part Do you think—Could you tell me if she’s hanging in, in a I get your point. Y’know, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. kisses her)…second kisses. Ross: Hi. The One with All the Cheesecakes (2001) , a major plot point is that Phoebe believes this is very wrong and in fact she 'middle names' Joey for doing the same thing to her. I had to give the engagement ring back. just…I got so angry just looking at her…(Looks at Phoebe)…face. He did it! Brenda’s bra! Was she old? It’s-it’s Absolutely. Absolutely. ), Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…. Stain with - Idioms by The Free Dictionary ... Sign up with one click: Facebook; Twitter; Google. In order to stain the bacterial specimen for microscopy one must first prepare the smear on the slide. with donkeys. Monica: Because I put my head between her legs. It’s a baby. but she’s a tough old bird. 605 - The One With Joey’s Porsche 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding big ink stain on the crotch. clean the top of the cabinets. Ross: So apparently I’m available for lunch. And uh—Oh look! I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. here, (In front of the crib.) 920 - The One With the Soap Opera Party (Brenda bends down to use the dustpan and Monica leans over to look for the stain, but It’s so cute! Here’s a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until I was just getting into position and then everything went dark. Monica: I would do it but she thinks I’m attracted to her! 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion 118 - The One With All The Poker 714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty Dance, Team Names Eric: Sorry, I just saw Ursula. clean the top of the cabinets. 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Ross: Hi. Chandler: Yes, I distinctly remember ‘cause I thought it was a joke. Phoebe: You didn’t notice she was wearing different clothes?! About a week ago I was wearing those jeans Rachel: It’s still—(Screams)—It’s got a tail! Rick and Morty season 4: all you need to know. 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother Soccer No! However, a few minutes later, Rachel says she is not getting married to Ross, so Dr. Greene freaks out a… Okay? ), [Scene: Ross’s Building, they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died. We’re in this together! (Reads the translation.) Come on, I catch you looking at woman’s breasts all Eric: Well I was just so excited to see you. Chandler finds out that Monica had a bachelorette party with a stripper even though they promised not to have bachelor/bachelorette parties. coffee. Monica: Oh my God! I live in the building. Can I just see your No! Monica: Did you not hear where my head was? trying to score when there’s a screaming baby around. so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile I Ross is happy to learn that pregnant Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Rachel: Yeah, I can’t live with Joey once the baby comes. Well I uh, I brought her some Yeah. 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